Sunday, February 25, 2007
Somes jokes that i took from my friend's blog. Well, hope can destress some of you all out there who are feeling stress. ^^ They are not meant to offend anyone =]
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Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party.
After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room. Those who remained talked about their kids.
The first guy said, "My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and now he's the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday."
The second guy said, "Darn, that's terrific! My son is also my
pride and joy. He started working for a big airline, and then went to flight chool to become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the company, where he owns the majority of its assets. He's so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday."
The third man said: "Well, that's terrific! My son studied in the best universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday: A 30,000 square foot mansion."
The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned from the restroom and asked: "What are all the congratulations for?"
One of the three said: "We were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons. ..What about your son?"
The fourth man replied: "My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub."
The three friends said: "What a shame...what a disappointment."
The fourth man replied: "No, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I love him. And he hasn't done too bad either. His birthday was two weeks ago, and he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes from his three boyfiends."
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One day, a tourist from Japan came to visit a beautiful country--Malaysia. On the way to the hotel, inside a taxi, he spoke to the taxi driver...
Tourist: Hello
Driver: Hi, where are you from?
Tourist: Japan.
Driver: Wow, that's a modern country!
The tourist smiles. At that time, a Honda car passes by them with high speed.
Tourist: See, Honda car, made in Japan, very fast!
The driver smiles...and then, another car passes by them, it is the Mitsubishi Lancer Evo.
Tourist: See that, Mitsubishi Lan Evo, made in Japan, very fast!
The driver got annoyed by the tourist for his continuous bragging. Finally, they reached the hotel and the taxi driver asked the tourist to pay...
Tourist: What?! RM80 just for a few KMs from the airport?!
Driver: Yes, money meter, made in Japan, very fast!
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-Bin Laden and Bush--
After numerous rounds of "We don't know if Osama is still
alive", Osama himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own
handwriting to let him know he was still in the game.
Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a single line
of coded message:
370HSSV-0773H
Bush was baffled, so he emailed it to Condi Rice. Condi and
her aides had no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI.
No one could solve it at the FBI so it went to the CIA, then to
the NSA. With no clue as to its meaning they eventually asked Britain's
MI-6 for help. Within a minute MI-6 cabled the White House with this reply:
"Tell the President he's holding the message upside down."